What we won't promise you
Published 2026-08-10 · Updated 2026-08-10
You have almost certainly been called by someone promising page one. Here is what we won't say, and what we do instead.
§ 01 · The Six Refusals
| We will never tell you | What we do instead |
|---|---|
| "We’ll get you to number one." | Nobody controls that. We do the work on schedule and report where you actually stand, whether it moved or not. |
| "AI will definitely recommend you." | There's no button for that. We build what makes it likelier and show you the readings every month either way. |
| "Results in thirty days." | We work in ninety-day stretches, measured at the start and the end, so you can judge for yourself. |
| "You’ll get X leads a month." | We report the calls, clicks and directions from your own Google profile. Your numbers, not ours. |
| "We’ll handle the reviews." | We ask your real customers and write your replies. We don't write reviews and we don't buy links. Ever. |
| "You’re our only client in town." | If we already work with a direct competitor near you, we tell you before you sign. |